mom wasn't your dad's last either.

horny? why wait?

beware the seven incher.

kill that chimp.

fun in the pool.

how to properly hold a gun.

NO GIRL CAN RESIST!!

one touch.

mood for love

can't find th snooze button.

oh, snap!

found this on th internets. we gettin up, yo...

but, i don't want t die.

shout out t our boys over at whythefuckdoyouhavekids.com

mickey

shark vs. crocodile

regular contributer; Nicholas DeCaro

Sandy Hartness is an amazing woman.

th amazing human race

more than a handful for this pretty miss

rectangular flaps are highly recommended for amputations