th lord is my shepherd.

fuck sheep, i like t imagine my jesus taming and caressing carnivorous dinosaurs.

i really enjoyed this.

new species.

modern dinosaur.

help from th latest in science.

good enough t eat.

better.

save $35

proud 'merican traditions.

terrible public education systems, unaffordable health care, concealed weapons permits, and huge fucking burgers. that thing that looks like a crop circle is a cookie.

















still kickin' th rest of th world's ass in a few key areas of prowess.

mutant stoned by teenagers.

Teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them". In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast. Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing. Disbelieving parents went to investigate and were amazed to see the body had washed up on the shore. It has since been picked apart by buzzards. (Ed. note: obviously a sloth, mutated perhaps, but hardly quick moving or really dangerous. stupid kids.)

snake with claw found in china

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

can't find the trigger.

sean's old job in sac.

respect yer elders...

nick decaro and his super band. sold out concert! gold records!