Friday, September 18, 2009

mutant stoned by teenagers.



















Teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them". In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast. Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing. Disbelieving parents went to investigate and were amazed to see the body had washed up on the shore. It has since been picked apart by buzzards. (Ed. note: obviously a sloth, mutated perhaps, but hardly quick moving or really dangerous. stupid kids.)


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