HOT N' BOTHERED.

number one hit song.

jesus and the bear.

he knows what he's doing.

holy chimp.

yeah. that's a banana halo.

no joke. i got this for christmas from my mom.

that is one lucky kid.

more fun in the pool.

bunny prison.

a picture for sean.

he is into this kind of thing... maybe he could tell me what it is...

that really looks like it hurts.

i want a green one.

the pizza burger.

a classic.

dead right.

genius.

crocodile fucks up. bad.

juvenile crocodile eaten by hippos in Tanzania. croc swam too close to a mother hippo bathing with her calf and th rest of th 50 hippos formed a defensive circle around it. croc panics and tries t run across their back t safety ...unsuccessfully.

papa says it won't hurt us.

monkey fun

those flames look sikkk bro!

men helping men

women just wouldn't understand...

praying mantis vs. hummingbird

no dessert until you finish yer dinner.

baby fun in india.

this one kind of freaked me out.

THE elephant.

somewhere, someplace; there are humans doing way cooler shit with their local culture than we are...

ride that thing, chimp!

smash that fuckin car! it represents all that we find confusing. we will bite each other and hit th ground with our bones while you do it!

every girl loves a pony.

don't fuck with a farmer.

European farmers protesting in Brussels. Goddam, do they do everthin better in th EU?

th lord is my shepherd.

fuck sheep, i like t imagine my jesus taming and caressing carnivorous dinosaurs.

i really enjoyed this.

new species.

modern dinosaur.

help from th latest in science.

good enough t eat.

better.

save $35

proud 'merican traditions.

terrible public education systems, unaffordable health care, concealed weapons permits, and huge fucking burgers. that thing that looks like a crop circle is a cookie.

















still kickin' th rest of th world's ass in a few key areas of prowess.

mutant stoned by teenagers.

Teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them". In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast. Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing. Disbelieving parents went to investigate and were amazed to see the body had washed up on the shore. It has since been picked apart by buzzards. (Ed. note: obviously a sloth, mutated perhaps, but hardly quick moving or really dangerous. stupid kids.)

snake with claw found in china

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

can't find the trigger.

sean's old job in sac.

respect yer elders...

nick decaro and his super band. sold out concert! gold records!

mom wasn't your dad's last either.

horny? why wait?

beware the seven incher.

kill that chimp.

fun in the pool.

how to properly hold a gun.

NO GIRL CAN RESIST!!